I beat the pussy up
Is it raining squash? I think not!

leeeeeeeeeegooooooooolaaaaaaaaas:

when a guy walks past you and you catch a whiff of their cologne

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(via wish511)

princess-of-lore:

mycheekyfinn:

official-nasa:

monilip:

dont-stop-runninggg:

knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit

wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad 

That was deep

philosophy is wondering if that means ketchup is a smoothie

That was deeper.

common sense is knowing that ketchup isn’t a damn smoothie you nasty

(Source: whattt-fucking-ever, via saandycheekz)

Experience is a brutal teacher, but you learn. My god, do you learn.
— C. S. Lewis (via breakandheal)

(Source: psych-facts, via perpsercerls)

imaginethebutts:

when your friend is going through a tough time and you just want to help them out

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(Source: earthdad, via crystallized-teardrops)